A soft, slightly oversized hooded sweatshirt printed with vintage-inspired pet warning art — a small chest emblem of a wary pup and a bold back panel that reads “DO NOT PET — I’m reserved but so chill — Grumpy.” The fabric drapes comfortably, the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add subtle styling, and the kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm on slow mornings. Wear it when you want to signal quiet vibes without saying a word: walks, coffee runs, or hanging out at home nursing a book and a mug. The muted palette and retro sign graphic give it a lived-in, tongue-in-cheek personality that pet people and introvert-friendly souls will appreciate.
Product features - Cozy 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz) for warmth and durability - Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and easy storage - Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for adjustable coverage - No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste - DTG/DTF printed graphics with optional embroidery placements
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
