This long-sleeve tee carries a cozy, lived-in vibe — the kind you reach for when you want quiet and comfort. Soft, lightweight fabric and a retail fit make it easy to wear all day. The front shows a small vintage-style patch graphic; the back has a playful “DO NOT PET — I’m not dead but I’m still Grumpy” badge that reads like a private joke between you and anyone who knows your mood. It settles into the shoulders and drapes without clinging. Wear it on slow mornings, dog-walk afternoons, or layered under a jacket for bonfire nights — it feels like a familiar companion that doesn’t fuss.
Product Type: Long Sleeve Theme/Features: Vintage patch-style graphics; humorous “Do Not Pet / Grumpy” warning badge; muted, earthy tones Target Audience: Introverted dog lovers, low-key outdoor lovers, people with dry humor who value comfort and subtle statements Occasions: Casual weekends, autumn walks, camping trips, cozy evenings by the fire
Product features - Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric with a soft hand for all-day comfort - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability - Retail fit with side seams — keeps a neat silhouette wash after wash - Fiber blends vary by color; many options include Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton - DTF inner neck labels and tear-away tag for a clean, irritation-free neckline
Care instructions - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, team or dry: medium heat - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not dryclean
